Friday, October 30, 2009

To Ayr is human....



Another 9-10 days straight of work...another long weekend. Just the way we like it. This last long weekend, Lindsay and I headed down about an hour south to a town called Alva Beach where we planned to do some more diving.

This was a trip we had been looking forward to for some time. In fact, Aunt Paula had given us this specific dive trip as a wedding present, complete with history, a pirate map, seashell stickers and a picture of the ship we would be exploring. Yes, this would be THE wreck dive on the S.S. Yongala.

For divers in the know, the Yongala is seen as one of the best dives in all of Australia. From the first time Lindsay and I heard this, we were confused how in a country with the Great Barrier Reef, this sunken ship in the middle of nowhere could be so special. Read on and we'll tell you what we learned.

We started out driving 25 minutes south to Bowling Green National Park where we explored Alligator Creek. Between Brisbane and Cairns there are over 10 creeks called Alligator creek. Number of alligators to ever exist in Australia...zero. All crocs actually. Anyway, no crocs or gators in the park, just a bunch of stagnant pools and bush turkeys. We haven't seen it yet, but it sure sounds like this place transforms into something completely different during "The Wet."




After that we just took our time exploring the side roads and beach towns down the coast toward the next major population center of Ayr (population 8,300). We got into Ayr about noon and we were hungry. A few kilometers outside Ayr we had seen a billboard for an Italian deli that claimed to be "The best this side of Milan." Well, if there is one thing we have come to expect while living here in Australia it's when it comes to most non-Australian foods, don't get your hopes up. This is not to say that we haven't had some wonderful meals here because we most certainly have. Its just that everything is "Same, same...but different." This is a term that I first learned in Thailand and can be found throughout all of Asia. Its used when something resembles the correct thing, but upon further exploration it is found to be not quite right.

Example #1: "Miss Sushi" is a restaurant in Townsville. The name of the restaurant says "Sushi". The people working there appear to be of some Asian descent. The order one receives comes in rolls and rice is involved. That is the "Same, same." After getting home you discover that the tuna roll is in fact cooked tuna salad wrapped in rice and another has BBQ chicken in the center. That is the "but different" part. (This is an extreme example, and Lindsay would call this "Different, different....and gross.")


Example #2: Ketchup here (and pasta sauces in general) all look and smell exactly the same but are ever-so-slightly sweeter. A noticeable difference, not bad though like the sushi differences.

Example # 3: The ladyboys of Thailand. If you don't know what this is...google "ladyboy" and "Thailand." Scary.

But I digress. We both had a hankering for an Italian sub and after a bit of driving we found Del Santo's deli, of the aforementioned billboard. With our expectations very low we walked in. WOW. We were both blown away. Imagine walking into a good deli in NYC or Boston or SF. I know its hard to believe, but this place had it all. From capricola to prosciutto to pasta makers to over 20 varieties of imported olive oil. It was amazing. I got to talking with the shop owner and apparently cane farming had brought in huge numbers of Italian immigrants, and they needed somewhere to get traditional foods. This was it. We had a couple of great subs and went on our way.

Small towns in Australia pretty much shut down on the weekends. At the late hour of 2pm, all the shops were closed except for the bottle shop and the pubs. So, after we stopped for photos at the "Big Snake," we headed over to the Queens Hotel for a pint of XXXX, the local brew. It was a warm afternoon and the cold beer hit the spot as we sat on the porch of the hotel and watched the few people still in town pass by. We finished our drinks and decided to walk down the street to the theater and see what was playing. We ended up seeing an Australian film called Charlie and Boots, which was perfect for a warm Saturday afternoon in Ayr. There were many inside Australian jokes, including a stop at the "Big Koala" and a Ned Kelly reference. We were thrilled that we've been faux Aussies long enough to get the jokes.




After the show we picked up an Eagle Brothers pizza and drove the 15K east to the beach town of Alva Beach. This very small and sleepy town has been described as a drinking town with a fishing problem. We ate our pizza on a sand dune overlooking the sea and then looked for a place to sleep for the night. At first we thought we would camp on the dunes, but the wind was intense and we saw many many ATV tracks along the sand indicating it was a hot spot for off-road driving, so we thought better of that. After a bit of searching I convinced Lindsay we would be fine camping in the middle of a public park in the center of town. Under the cover of darkness we set up the tent and got situated in the park. We were lucky that the park's public restroom was not locked so we had somewhere to go.

At this point I am sure that Mary and Rick are second guessing their approval of me. What kind of guy would take their daughter to camp in a public park and use run-down public toilets with no showers? That actually is a good question.


Everything was fine. The ground was soft, the bathrooms were tolerable and we started to fall asleep to the sound of the waves crashing nearby. Until the cars stared to arrive. Over the next 4 hours multiple people pulled their cars into the parking lot of the park and shined their lights around, used the public phone booth, and made lots of noise. Lindsay was nice enough to let me know each time another car would show up by waking me up. She was convinced that either the police or the local hooligans were coming to either arrest/kill/taunt us. Needless to say we did not sleep there the next night.

The next day we got up early and went to the dive shop. We signed our papers and got all geared up. We drove out across the dunes to a sandbar and hopped on the boat. The excitement was palpable. As was the disappointment 10 minutes later when the skipper announced that one of the motors was broken and we would all have to go back to the dive shop. Back at the dive shop we had a BBQ lunch and waited until 2:00 for a trip that would never come. We were lucky since we had booked to dive next day as well, not to mention we only live an hour away. No one else in our group was as lucky. Many were travelers and that was their one chance to see the Yongala.

We spent the rest of that day back at the Queens hotel and at the movie theater where we watched a dumb Bruce Willis movie. Afterwords we dined on some incredibly delicious fish 'n' chips and calamari from the Alva Beach Food Shack. That night we moved into the Alva Beach caravan park, which was posh compared to the local park complete with mini-store and swimming pool. All for the reasonable price of $20. Nothing's too good for my Lindsay.





The next morning we went through the same steps as the day before, but this time the boat worked and we were off. 30 minutes later we stopped the boat in what seemed to be the middle of nowhere. Finally we were at the Yongala.

Back in the spring of 1911, the S.S. Yongala was heading up the Australian coast from Mackay to Cairns. Unbeknownst to the captain, he and the 121 others on board were headed directly into the path of a cyclone. 5 days later when the ship did not show up in Cairns, the largest search and rescue in Australian history took place, but the ship wasn't found. In 1943 a WWII mine sweeper spotted something that they thought was a coral shoal but it was not investigated further. 14 year later a couple of divers from Townsville finally identified the ship. They found a safe in the wreckage and although the contents had turned to mush, the serial number matched with the company back in England who had made the safe for the Yongala. The Yongala had at last been found.




So why do so many come from so far to dive this spot? Location, location, location. The GBR is about 20-40 miles off shore. Out there at the reef there is a huge collection of both plant and animal life. The area between the reef and the shore, on the other hand, is a virtual barren waste land where there is essentially very little life. There is nothing for the coral to grow on, and no place for the little fish to hide and live. All of a sudden 98 years ago, a surrogate reef arrived and the ocean critters did the rest. The Yongala today represents an oasis in the desert. It attracts all the sea life from miles and miles and concentrates it in one small patch of sea floor. Depending on the dive one can see, sea snakes, whales, sharks, groupers the size of a VW, turtles and literally thousands of species of fish in one spot.

Back on the boat. We got suited up and down we went. Lindsay was doing her deep water training since the ships bottom is at about 28 m (90 or so feet). After her training was done (which took all of 3 minutes), we had two very nice dive. We saw a few turtles, a handful of sea snakes, and all sorts of interesting critters. You could make out windows, the ships rudder and the toilets. Here's the link to pictures:


Ayr/Yongala Photos


After the two dives we were pooped. We all headed back to land and had another BBQ lunch back at the dive shop. Once we were done we got in the car and drove back up to Townsville. Lindsay was so tired she fell asleep at 8:15pm that night.

One last note. The giving of this dive for a wedding gift turns out to be interestingly ironic. Remember that story in the news about a guy who went on his honeymoon to Australia with his new wife and then she died while diving and at first everyone thought is was a terrible accident but then they figured out that this guy was a creep and had asked her to increase her life insurance just weeks prior to the dive and then he ultimately plead guilty to manslaughter? Guess where that happened?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Important links!!!







For those of you planning on visiting us or those who just want to understand the Australian Psyche, below we have provided two very important links.

1) The full list of Australian slang. I know it seems amazing, but they really do use these all the time. Make sure you look at "Budgie smuggler" and "Bush oyster"



2)The Australian's have a fascination with "BIG THINGS." I don't really get it, but check this out.



Whitewater fun" or "How I broke my ass on the Tully"



Last weekend was an eventful one. We were both recovering from our colds so Saturday was a rest and recovery day for me and a 1/2 work day for Lindsay. In the afternoon we were picked up by our new friends Bec and Andrea and headed up the road two hours to a town called Tully. By the time we got to the camp site it was dark so we set up the tent and met up with the others for a little dinner. There we met our guides for the following day. We were going whitewater rafting.

We got up early and headed up the road to the top of the river. The Tully river has a year round flow due to hydroelectric plant upstream. We pumped up the raft, brought it down to the river bank and then we waited. When we arrived the river was much too low to run. We knew that in about 2 hours the dam would release either 44 or 88 (units excluded) of water which would make the river run-able. In the meantime we got in the boat and practiced our safety stuff.

Finally the river came up and we were off. It was a warm day so the frigid water felt great. About 5 minutes after starting, we approached our first rapid "Wet and Moisty". The Aussies love this type of phrase. The bread is "hot and toasty", the cheese is "Light and Tasty", and the beer is "cold and lousy"(my contribution).

So as we approached W & M rapid I noticed that we were hitting every rock and seemed to have no control. I asked our guide how many times she had done this river. "Oh this is my second time. I just finished my guiding course but I don't have much experience on this river." I could tell 4 minutes later as the boat hit a large rock in the middle of the river and proceeded to turn upside down. All 5 of us were thrown off into the river. We popped up and got back in the boat.

The scenery was great. Waterfalls, rainforests, and what seemed like a hundred multicolor kayaks flying past. After a nice leisurely section of the river we approached the next rapid "Corkscrew". After getting stuck in the middle for about 10 minutes we were suddenly free and heading for a very narrow waterfall that would lead us to safety. The last thing I remember was the sound "Oh s--t" and then I was swimming again. This time only 2/5 got thrown from the boat.

The rest of the trip was less eventful, but it was painfully clear that this guide was a novice. After about 2 hours we pulled to the side and the leader asked, "You guys ready to go again?" Despite the 3 inch effigy of my father on my left shoulder yelling "this isn't safe, you are gonna get killed, what the hell are you doing," both Lindsay and I said "yup".

Back on the river. This time was a touch better (it was now her 3rd time). We made it through W & M using nothing but luck. As we approached Corkscrew, I had a sinking suspicion that we were about to get wet. We came up with a plan of attack. "This time", the guide said "back paddle as soon as we drop down the waterfall." That sounded reasonable. I can back paddle and as we dropped over the lip of the falls I had a split second of confidence that everything was going to be OK. That is when the boat tipped. I came up under the raft so I had to push down to find another way up to catch a breath of air. I got to the surface, took a deep breath and prepared to ride out the rest of the rapid. I assumed the proper safety position with my feet heading down stream. I saw Lindsay who was safely swimming to the side and was about to call out to her when I slammed the back side of my pelvis into a large submerged boulder. Needless to say the pain was quite intense. I was able to swim to the side, but it took me a while to get out of the river.

Both the rest of the trip as well as the car ride home were challenging, but nothing compared to my attempts to dress myself the next day. At this point I am still not sure if I actually broke my coccyx or if I just have a couple deep soft tissue bruises. Either way, in the words of countless movie police sergeants on the eve of retiring, "I'm getting too old for this crap".

Lindsay has been taking care of me.

Below is the link to our pictures.


Thursday, October 15, 2009

Nostalgia


I think it's a rule that when you're sick you have to miss home at least a little bit. I've had a terrible cold for the last five days, and I unfortunately have given it to Matt, who came home from work yesterday with a very sad and tired look on his face wanting nothing more than to get into bed at 7 and fall asleep watching a movie (very atypical for Matt, at least the early bedtime part). We couldn't, however, as we had made plans to go to the trivia competition hosted by the Emergency Department. Our team won, thanks to our incredibly bright teammates. There were a lot of Aussie questions, so it was hard for us to contribute that much. We still had a good time though and did manage to get in bed relatively early. By this morning Matt's cold was in full force and we were both coughing away, handing each other tissues and Sudafed, feeling sorry for ourselves, and missing home. Matt's working a clinical coordination shift at the hospital tonight, which I know isn't helping his sore throat. Poor thing!

The other thing that I think is contributing to the nostalgia is the weather. For all our lives this time of year has been fall, the time when the air becomes cool and crisp, everyone goes apple and pumpkin picking, and you can even smell very distinct fall-specific smells in the air. It's football season, the leaves change, and Halloween and Thanksgiving are just around the corner. Judy has cloves and cinnamon simmering on the stove, my mom bakes pumpkin pie after pumpkin pie. It's my favorite time of the year.

But there's no denying it any longer, summer is here in Townsville. No fall or winter this time around; we've got another hot and toasty summer to endure and I freely admit that I'd rather it be getting cooler. Maybe you think I'm being a bit of a baby about this (after all, don't I always complain about cold weather?), but I think just as our bodies function on a circadian rhythm day-to-day, we have a sort of "seasonal" circadian rhythm our bodies are accustomed to. Right now mine is being turned upside down and it's a truly bizarre feeling.

Apples and Honey in Townsville

Last Sunday I had a LONG 12 hour clinical coordination shift. Moving people from here to there as usual. Between the lingering jet lag from the short trip back to the US and that long day at the hospital, I was pooped by the time I got home...and hungry. I parked the car, and took the elevator up to our 4th floor apartment. I put in the key, turned the lock and opened the door. The very second that the door cracked, I caught a wiff of something unexpected. Could it be? No, that would be impossible. I could smell my mother's brisket!!! I rushed inside and found this....



I could not believe it. Lindsay had made a wonderful belated Rosh Hashanah (New Year) dinner complete with apples and honey, brisket, a bowtie kugel, and our favorite Australian wine. I was so excited. Everything looked and smelled delicious. I noticed that she had also bought a fresh challah (bread), so I naturally asked her where she picked it up. But this was no store-bought challah. In fact, considering the nearest synogogue is over 1100 kilometers away, you probably can't find challah in most of Queensland. No, this was a 100%, Lindsay-made challah and it was honestly the best I have ever had.
We had a great night and slept well with our bellies full of food.

Other notes:
1) Our tomato plant is providing us with delicious cherry tomatoes
2)Our herb garden in doing well
3)We continue to dominate in trivia...this week 2/2
4)below is the link to our whirlwind USA/wedding trip.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

We're Strangers Here Ourselves

If you've read some of Bill Bryson's books*, you'll probably get a good chuckle out of the title of this blog. If not, I'll fill you in. Simply put, it refers to the feeling of being back in your own country and yet feeling like a complete stranger (i.e., idiot foreigner). And that is exactly how we felt.

Yes, save for the last three and a half months, I spent my whole life looking left then right before crossing the road and the last 14 years driving on the right. Yet despite this, I could not for the life of me remember to look left first at intersections, nor did I feel the least bit comfortable riding on the right side of the road. By the time Monday rolled around and Matt and I were walking around San Francisco, I had resorted to quickly and constantly turning my head right and left while crossing roads and hoping for the best (and probably looking like a total fool).

Everything seemed more strange than familiar. We found ourselves drooling over the shopping (okay that was just me) and the plethora of food options - sushi on every corner, mexican, spanish, ethiopian, wings. And neither of us could get over how cheap things were: $5.50 for clam chowder in a bread bowl, $3.75 for a beer, $125 for a really nice pair of jeans. It was awesome and made us think California was affordable. Wow.

The night we left the U.S. we stopped in a little corner market to pick up a few novelty food items to take back with us. We couldn't find crystal light, but we did buy marshmallows, graham crackers, a bottle of hot sauce, two bottles of blue cheese dressing, and a bag of beef jerky (the beef jerky was most definitely not mine). It probably looked like a pretty disgusting smorgasbord to the checkout guy.

Anyway, our short trip was rather eventful and was quite a lot of fun:

We left our place here in Townsville around 9:15am on Thursday October 1st and arrived in Santa Cruz 44 hours later in the afternoon of October 2nd. Yes, it took us 44 hours to get there. To make a long story short, our first flight from Townsville to Sydney was delayed three hours, which put us there well after our Sydney-San Francisco flight had departed. When we did finally arrive in Sydney we raced to the United counter only to find that it was empty. As luck would have it, there was one guy left in United's administration office one floor up from the ticket counters who was nice enough to book us on the flight for the following day. Of course, that meant we had almost 24 hours to kill in Sydney....

Turns out Sydney is a great place to get stranded. We took the train downtown, checked into a hotel, and set out to explore the city as much as we could. The Harbor Bridge and the Opera House were about a 10 minute walk from our hotel, and both were incredible sights to see. They're even more beautiful than you could imagine from a photograph, and as we sat sharing a basket of yam chips and beers, we couldn't stop thinking about how lucky we were to be there.

The next day we flew from Sydney to LA, then from LA to San Francisco, both flights being relatively uneventful. My dad and sister Meg were both there to pick us up at SFO and take us down to Santa Cruz. That night we had delicious dinner at Bittersweet Bistro with our parents and Matt's extended family. It was so wonderful to see everyone.

Saturday was the big day when Brian, Matt's brother, and his fiancee Julie tied the knot. The ceremony and reception was to take place that afternoon on Mount Madonna Park near Santa Cruz and Watsonville, California. While getting ready at the hotel, I had a slight problem with my dress. After moving the zipper halfway up the back of my dress, it simply would not budge. (And just in case you were wondering, it was not because I no longer fit in the dress!) Having packed lightly for the trip, I didn't have a backup dress but my sister Meg offered to give me the dress she was wearing since she had a spare outfit she could wear. What a relief that was. We quickly changed clothes and headed out to the wedding.

On the way to the ceremony Matt received a phone call from Brian. He urgently needed him to stop by a grocery store to pick up a few bottles of hydrogen peroxide. Why you ask? Well, Bingo, the "best dog" in the ceremony, had become a bit too friendly with a skunk at the campsite the night before and no one could bear to stand within a few feet of him. Literally minutes before the wedding Matt was helping Brian give Bingo a hydrogen peroxide sponge bath. It did help, at least enough so that the members of the wedding party didn't have to hold their noses during the ceremony. Anyway, the wedding was absolutely gorgeous as was the bride. We had a blast and we were so happy to have been there.

On Sunday we said goodbye to Brian and Julie at brunch and then went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with both of our parents. Since our flight left Monday evening, we spent the night Sunday night in San Francisco and we spent the day bumming around the city. The highlight of the day for us both was the delicious sushi dinner. It was heavenly.

We caught our flight from SFO that night and arrived back home in Townsville around 11am on Wednesday. Exhausted and happy. But without the beef jerky, which got confiscated at customs in Sydney.

We'll put photos up as soon as we can.



*"I'm a Stranger Here Myself" is Bill Bryson's book about moving back to the US after having spent at least a decade in England.